John Lawler: News/Journal

If Obama snaps his head left and right between the teleprompters tonight instead of looking into the camera (i.e. US), then that should tell you something. Since I just saw a video of him talking to a bunch of six year olds in a small classroom using teleprompters (as if the kids were there to see him) my guess is he'll do his usual routine.

"It's not about you. It's about me educating you."

Tamara G

You can do anything and something at the same time.

I have excatly 365 days to enjoy my forties.

How did that happen?

R.I.P. Mary Jo Kopechne

Sunday 7/26 at 9pm- FREE
Simon's Tavern
5210 N Clark

I'll be opening up for the talented and beautiful Ami Saraiya. We have been working on a couple songs together as well. Ami will be playing with her band, while this will be more of a solo gig for me. Well not exaclty, Mr. John Lawler will join me on stage. THIS IS A FREE SHOW

Tuesday 7/28 8pm- $12
Martyrs
3855 N Lincoln

I'm opening up for a female singer songwritter coming through town called Toby Lightman. I'll be playing with John Lawler as well.

Click the link and listen to a few new tracks by multi-talented artist Anna Soltys.

John Lawler plays guitar on, 'Little Bug'.

http://www.stonecutterrecords.com/annasoltys2

Just In! EPA Hates The Earth!

http://www.washingtonexaminer.com/opinion/blogs/beltway-confidential/EPA-Suppresses-Internal-Global-Warming-Study-CEI-Says.html

That's the temperature here in Chicago on June 17th. This is the coldest June in Chicago recorded history.

Hello Global Warming!! Is anyone home? Feel free to step in anytime!

I added a few fun pics from my Las Vegas gig with Damian Williams at the, Palms Hotel, on May 8th.

A wonderful group of gals hired us for a surprise birthday party for their friend, Rhonda Mona.

It was a great time. Yikes, is all I can say.

Click on, 'Photos', and scroll down to the bottom of the page.

JL

John Lawler will be performing a 12-String acoustic set every Sun, Mon and Tues from 8-9pm at the Zebra Lounge in Chicago. Begining April 5th.

He will also join piano great Damian Williams from 9-12:30am on harmonica.

The Zebra is located at 1220 N State (half block north of Division).

This is how my attorney friend JP refers to Obama's stimulus bill.

I thought it had a nice ring to it.

Months after George W. Bush took office, we witnessed the single most tragic and evil plane disaster this country has ever known.

The day Bush gave his farewell speech eight years later, we witnessed the most miraculous plane event this country has ever known.

Isn't that something?

John Lawler (Republican)

Hope it's awesome!

I just bought a new guitar. It's a Bulgarian Kremona Orpheus, Sofia model. All my other guitars are saying, "Who's the new Hot! German chick?"

My Leo Kottke twelve string is saying, "I'm a Leo Kottke Model!"

Sofia says, "Never heard of him."

My Joe Pass hollow body is saying, "I'm a Joe Pass Model jazz guitar."

Sofia says, "Never heard of him."

My Martin J40 six string is retarded. Mainly because of the multiple frontal lobotomies I've performed on him over the years. He just walks up to Sofia and says, "I like popcorn!"

John Lawler will be performing the opening set for, 'Way of Man', at 'The Underground Lounge', this Saturday night from 9-10pm.

Click 'Calendar' for more info.

Here are some indicators that you are no longer cool.

You tell a really funny joke and everyone in the room says, "Why is that old man talking to himself?"

AA puts you on their, 'Do Not Admit', list.

You go to a 3D movie by yourself because you, "want to see how the technology has changed".

Your last facelift makes you look like you're possessed by a demon.

All you want to talk about are Richard Dryfuss movies.

All of your knowledge comes from infomercials.

Really pretty girls only look at you if you've been run over by a car. Then they say, "Someone should call 911!"

I get to be the guy in the blue jacket.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Owq1adHHXoQ&feature=related

Keith Olbermann reminds me of the guys I used to beat up in highschool before I became a born again Christian.

It’s May 16th in Chicago and the temperature is a balmy 40 degrees. Correct me if I’m wrong but doesn’t one of the basic tenets of the global warming religion involve something about actual warming? We should just transplant the polar bears to Lake Michigan. We can fit them all with radar collar bombs that will explode their heads if they come within 100 yards of a human being.

We can have a $300 fine for teenagers who intentionally take part in polar bear baiting just to see their heads explode. The kids will refer to this practice as, 'Polar Popping'.