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John Lawler: News/Journal

The Santa Song, by John Lawler and Lance Brown - December 4, 2011

PC - November 21, 2011

Protestants start drinking before they meet Jesus. Catholics start drinking after they meet Him.

God - September 23, 2011

Thought for the Day!

'But we are all like an unclean thing, And all our righteousness are like filthy rags; '

Isaiah 64:6

Your four year old child gives you a drawing. How does that drawing compare to Rembrandt? Much like our works compare to God. Filthy rag. But you love that gift. You glorify it. You post it on the wall of your office and brag about it. God has our filthy rags posted all over His office.

John

Thought for the Day! - August 9, 2011

Thanks to the Internet and Kindle, the position of, 'Scholar', has been made obsolete.

Half Way Through June! - June 15, 2011

....and it's 55 degrees outside. If you're funding global warming research, you should probably think about putting your money elsewhere. A beard does not a "scientist" make.

May 25th - May 25, 2011

45 degrees in Chicago by the way. Apparently the earth has not gotten the memo about global warming.

Happy Star Wars Day! - May 4, 2011

May the 4rth be with you!

Tai Chi - April 2, 2011

A bunch of old people able to balance themselves.

Whoop'dee Friggin' Doo!

Overly Up-Beat - March 14, 2011

I don't like people who force themselves to look at the bright side of life for no reason.

They're like the slave in the hull of the ship saying: "It's not that bad! At least the chains provide a sense of security!"

Episcopal Church - October 13, 2010

In the Episcopal Church, we put the clowns in charge. Similar to the Democrats.

Went to Roman Catholic Mass This Morning - October 5, 2010

I knew I was in the right place when during the consecration my head rotated 360 degrees.

msnbc - June 17, 2010

msnbc is sort of like the the gay person in the room that you don't want to offend.

They keep talking and you try not to notice the way they sound.

jl

Quote of the Day - November 4, 2009

"It's not about you. It's about me educating you."

Tamara G

As Of Today! - September 14, 2009

I have excatly 365 days to enjoy my forties.

How did that happen?

'Little Bug', by Anna Soltys - July 8, 2009

Click the link and listen to a few new tracks by multi-talented artist Anna Soltys.

John Lawler plays guitar on, 'Little Bug'.

http://www.stonecutterrecords.com/annasoltys2

Las Vegas - May 29, 2009

I added a few fun pics from my Las Vegas gig with Damian Williams at the, Palms Hotel, on May 8th.

A wonderful group of gals hired us for a surprise birthday party for their friend, Rhonda Mona.

It was a great time. Yikes, is all I can say.

Click on, 'Photos', and scroll down to the bottom of the page.

JL

John Lawler at Zebra Lounge - April 5, 2009

John Lawler will be performing a 12-String acoustic set every Sun, Mon and Tues from 8-9pm at the Zebra Lounge in Chicago. Begining April 5th.

He will also join piano great Damian Williams from 9-12:30am on harmonica.

The Zebra is located at 1220 N State (half block north of Division).

Cactus Enima - February 17, 2009

This is how my attorney friend JP refers to Obama's stimulus bill.

I thought it had a nice ring to it.

Happy New Year! - January 13, 2009

Hope it's awesome!

The Kremona Orpheus - September 10, 2008

I just bought a new guitar. It's a Bulgarian Kremona Orpheus, Sofia model. All my other guitars are saying, "Who's the new Hot! German chick?"

My Leo Kottke twelve string is saying, "I'm a Leo Kottke Model!"

Sofia says, "Never heard of him."

My Joe Pass hollow body is saying, "I'm a Joe Pass Model jazz guitar."

Sofia says, "Never heard of him."

My Martin J40 six string is retarded. Mainly because of the multiple frontal lobotomies I've performed on him over the years. He just walks up to Sofia and says, "I like popcorn!"
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